Stumped for that killer line that will break the ice with the maiden at the party? Or sick of the sidey you picked up last month and need to drop a bomb on his head just so he gets the message? Help is at hand. Hereunder are some lines that should set the ball rolling for who knows what. By all means use them as your own: just make sure that the lady didn't hear it here too. And guess what: if you want to send a virtual line to the lady of your dreams, or that hunk you've been eyeing, shoot off your pick up line and we'll be happy to post it here. And then sit back to see if she picks up the gauntlet.

But don't think this one only about proposing. We are equally concerned with disposing too. God knows, some people just don't get the hint, do they. Follows some lines to get let the rash know its not wanted. And once again, you want to use this forum to post a antibiotic to the no-longer-wanted-one, go right ahead. Send it across and we'll oblige.

Pick Up Lines

• What's a sexy person like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?
• Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.
• I can't find my puppy; can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.
• My lips are registered weapons.
• Technically, having sex with me is a fully deductible charitable gift.
• Giddy-up over here and say 'howdy' to your cowboy/girl of love!
• Do you like blueberries or strawberries, 'cause I want to know what kind of pancakes to order in the morning?
• Are you sure that your gynecologist did good job on your last visit? You know I'd be more than happy to probe around.
• Let's play a game. I'll be the necropheliac, and you play dead!
• Hey so you want to see some magic? You and I will go to your place have sex and I'll disappear in the morning.
• You have been very naughty! Go to my room!
• They say a knight is always as hard as his armour.
• Hi! I'm like a tropical island: hot, wet and waiting for tourists.
• Hello! I'm the reincarnated soul of Tai-Pong, once a starved and naked monk. All that isolation is getting to me. Want to get down on your knees and pray?
• If your right leg was Christmas and your left leg was Easter, would you let me spend some time up between the holidays?
• Save a horse. Ride a cowboy.
• There are a lot of fishes in the sea, but you're the only one I'd like to mount.
• If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep in until the afternoon.
• So, are you going to give me your phone number, or am I going to have to stalk you?
• If I was the king and you were the queen, in the cosmic game of chess, would you mate with me?



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